The Games.
Seven ways to spend five minutes on company time. All of them are secretly a pitch for hiring a guy who builds things instead of just talking about them.
Market Domination
Wall off the competition and claim market territory before a competitor crosses your line, and your campaign budget runs out.
Down the Funnel
Ski down a narrowing sales funnel, dodge budget cuts and red tape, and try to outrun the Churn Monster.
Reverse Snake
Classic Snake, flipped. Start at a $500,000 salary and watch it shrink with every bite. Beat your own best run, no leaderboard, just you.
Grind Iron
No playbook, no roster, just you, the ball, and six defenders who want to end your day early. Reach the far end zone before they catch you.
Route to Market
Every house on the block is a lead. Steer the bike, hit them with a well-thrown paper, and dodge whatever's sitting in the road.
Growth Wars
Buy low, sell high. Move leads, ad impressions, and AI credits across a growing map of channels before the algorithm, and the debt, catches up to you.
Keep It In Your Court
Return every volley against a prospect who never quits, and see how long you can keep the pitch alive before it gets past you.